On a more serious note, Kyle, if you're reading this, you should call 866-6-LIBERTY.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Kyle Love Released After Being Diagnosed With Diabeetus.
Coach Belichick shows no mercy. Oh, you wanna get diabeetus? Go play for the Jets. Obviously this decision is ruthless, but with Brady getting older the Pats can't be dicking around on defense with insulin dependent situational down linemen. Happy trails, Kyle!
On a more serious note, Kyle, if you're reading this, you should call 866-6-LIBERTY.
On a more serious note, Kyle, if you're reading this, you should call 866-6-LIBERTY.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Bruins Beat Leafs In Thrilling Game 7
This is a late post and the first in a long time, but hey, the groceries don't stock themselves. But anyway, last night's game 7 OT win was incredible. I seriously never fully enjoy watching hockey, but that game gave me pure chills of joy. For me, it wasn't just about hockey. It was about why people like me dedicate their lives to just eating, breathing, and bleeding sports. It's comebacks like that that makes sports great. You just never know what can happen. I believe a great man once said, "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!"
Looking ahead, I can't see how this doesn't light a fire under every Bruins player's ass. Especially when your going up against the city's biggest rival in New York. Boston NEEDS to win this series. They have to prove they weren't just a one year wonder in 2011. They have to give Boston another team to care about outside of the Red Sox. I'm gonna ride this Bruins bandwagon so hard in these next few weeks. Because if they can make hockey games as exciting as last night, I'll be needing a few extra boxes of Kleenex to cleanup my sportsgasms.
Put your hard hats on, grab your hammer and nails, cause we goin' to work. Lez do it!
Looking ahead, I can't see how this doesn't light a fire under every Bruins player's ass. Especially when your going up against the city's biggest rival in New York. Boston NEEDS to win this series. They have to prove they weren't just a one year wonder in 2011. They have to give Boston another team to care about outside of the Red Sox. I'm gonna ride this Bruins bandwagon so hard in these next few weeks. Because if they can make hockey games as exciting as last night, I'll be needing a few extra boxes of Kleenex to cleanup my sportsgasms.
Put your hard hats on, grab your hammer and nails, cause we goin' to work. Lez do it!
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Just an Incredible Night For Boston Sports.
Celtics win! Bruins win! Sox win! All in impressive fashion. I'll hit on the Celts first. I admit I had my doubts about this game, but they just continued to prove to me how much pride and grit they really play with. The amount of bricks Carmelo threw up would give Larry Lucchino a wet dream. JR Smith backed his trash talk up with a tremendous 3-14 from the field. Well done, JR! Oh, and the Knicks wearing all black before the game for the "Celtics funeral" was comedy of the highest order. We'll see you back in Boston. Now for the Bruins. The B's stumbled their way into the playoffs to say the least, but started out Game 1 on fire. Totally different team out there. They looked like a team hungry for another Cup. If they can keep playing like this I don't see how Toronto stands a chance. Too soft of a team, and Kessel can't handle Boston.
Capping of the orgasmic night was the Red Sox, who, like the Bruins, steamrolled Toronto. Bucholz is the best pitcher in baseball right now, and its not even worth arguing. His ERA is 1.01 through 6 starts. Nuff said. And you can't forget Mike Napoli. He's an absolute savage. Watching him launch home runs is like watching old clips of atomic bombs and mortar rounds being dropped on Hiroshima on the History Channel. All in all a wonderful evening for the great fans of Boston sports. Now cue the music!
Capping of the orgasmic night was the Red Sox, who, like the Bruins, steamrolled Toronto. Bucholz is the best pitcher in baseball right now, and its not even worth arguing. His ERA is 1.01 through 6 starts. Nuff said. And you can't forget Mike Napoli. He's an absolute savage. Watching him launch home runs is like watching old clips of atomic bombs and mortar rounds being dropped on Hiroshima on the History Channel. All in all a wonderful evening for the great fans of Boston sports. Now cue the music!
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