Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Wait...The Red Sox Lowered Prices?

Just for the month of April!...But seriously, I never thought I'd see the day where the Red Sox actually lowered the price of anything.  $5 beers for the entire month of April? Two for one hot dogs? $2 hot chocolates? Yes please.  Fenway hasn't seen prices this low since Ted Williams was dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  But there is reason to be atleast a little skeptical.  The beer will most likely be 75% water.  News will break in mid-July that the hot dogs served in April were made of horse meat, and the hot chocolate was sewage.  But hey, the kids eat free!



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