Monday, June 10, 2013

Holy Shit The Pats Signed Tebow.

What just happened? Is this still planet Earth? Tim Tebow is really a Patriot? Holy shit. I'm trying to think of a reason why they would sign him and I can't think of any.  As far as I know he can't play cornerback or rush the passer, so I'm really confused.  Maybe he'll be a goal line fullback? Tight end? Motivational speaker? Who knows.  All I know is that the Patriots just swept the spotlight from underneath the Bruins and ESPN is going to be insufferable between Tebow and Lebron all month.

I'm truly at a loss for words.



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