Gronk Set To Be Oscars Red Carpet Correspondant

ESPN Boston- On the field, there's very little that Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski isn't capable of doing. As it turns out, he's open to trying some new off-field ventures as well. The 23-year-old tight end will serve as the Oscars Red Carpet correspondent for the "Rich Eisen Podcast" on NFL.com

Get excited New England, because we all now have a reason to watch the Oscars.  I wouldn't be surprised if this years Red Carpet show is the highest rated in Oscar history.  You know what they say...sex sells, violence sells, and drugs sells, but Rob Gronkowski has become #4 on that list.  What I'm so intrigued about is what exactly Gronk is going to be doing.  What is he just gonna interview actors and actresses?  My guess is they just have him try to hookup with every nominated lead and supporting actresses.  "And the Oscar goes too...Anne Hathaway for Les Miserables.....Unfortunately Anne will not be accepting this award tonight as she's currently being Gronk smashed."  Also, I'm setting the over/under on how many times he spikes an Oscar into the ground at 2.5.  I really can't explain how great this is gonna be.  If your not watching the Oscars this year then you're not living life the correct way.

Just a side note but I'd say its pretty much mandatory that Gronk be shirtless throughout this whole thing.

#NoHomo