Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Hypothetical Tuesday: Allen Iverson and the Celtics

This is obviously a long shot to happen but what the hell? Lets discuss it.  Now, I've always been a fan of A.I.  I remember the glory days just strolling into my 4th grade classes with my Iverson 3's on just letting all the ladies know that I was the alpha male bad boy baller.  Unfortunately, Iversons career spiraled out of control due to him being a degenerate gambler and basically blowing all his money on shit he didn't need.  Now The Answer is looking for answers.  He needs a job.  He's only willing to play for an NBA team.  And the Celtics are in need of a guard, thanks in part to Leandro Barbosa tearing his ACL in typical 2013 Celtics fashion.  The pro's:  1. Iverson would come dirt cheap. 2......Uhhh....I got nothing.  The cons clearly outweigh the good in this scenario.  He's too much of a headcase and has been out of the game for so long now.  Its truly a shame.  Iverson was unbelievable in his hay day.  But mark my words, if he somehow lands with the Celtics, im paying whatever amount it takes to go see him play.

Probably only like, $20 give or take.

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